2. People who like it.
Enough is Enough.
What I am about to write is Politically INcorrect, and I do not want to hurt anyone’s feelings. So please take this in s-l-o-w-l-y….
-I am a Snow-A-Phob-
There were No States.
Just a massive picture of Snow-Ma-gedon.
I am so over this cold ugly weather, and while I am ranting about the Snow-phoon outside…I want to take a few seconds to comment on the people who somehow like what is happening all around us.
-To the snow-lovers, I issue a Challenge:
Last night, if you were to stand outside in that Snowicanne for let’s say10 minutes...
Did you really like that like that experience? And would you recommend it to others?
(Your enemies don’t count either) If so, I will gladly take back any ill words against the powdery stuff.
And before you get all, “I still think it is still awesome!” on me -consider this...
You know that over sized hamster from Punxy that is held by the guy on the cover of the Monopoly box? Punxy Phil comes out once a year to tell everyone if there is going to be an early spring.
-Well, apparently even he is sick of the snow too-
When that groundhog was interviewed about why he did not see his shadow, he said, and I quote:
“How could I see my shadow … when I can’t even open my eyes because they were frozen shut!?”
There you have it.
Snow and people who dream of it --everyone is over you and your gloves…even that 6lb Gerbil.
Look, we can all deal with a light falling of the flakes,
--You know you are in a Snowtasrophe!
And no one really likes that…not even you.
So man up and quit Snowtending already.